OftenImitated Blog

It’s just a Dilbert cartoon, but its wonderfully funny.

I don’t know who/where this same from, but it brought unto me some serious lulz, which I need right now.

It all started with today’s xkcd, which is always good for some laughs:

Which led me to a discussion board, which led me to this: a cuddlefish!

I really, really want one now. Maybe there’s somewhere I can buy one?

I just think that nerdy, awkward puns are the best kinds of gifts (hint, hint).

Besides, cuttlefish are pretty much the coolest animals ever.

Suppose you are working as a projectionist at the local movie theater. You have been working there for almost a year, so you are among the most experienced projectionists. You have a coworker, the only projectionist that has been working there longer than you. You have been friends for about a year, and on occasion go hang out outside of work with the group. We shall call this person “Kate”.

Now let’s also suppose that on a certain Saturday, November 15, 2008, that you are training another coworker in the art of showing movies, and at the end of the night, for extra practice, you have her get some of the projectors ready for the next morning. As a precautionary measure, you write a reminder in the projection logbook for the morning opener to check the work, so as to avoid any potential mistakes that may have been made.

As it would turn out, the opening projectionist the next morning is your friend “Kate”, who is not very happy that the work is not perfect, and angrily chastises you for not making sure that it was 100% without flaw.

Now supposed that this certain coworker whom we have named “Kate” frequently smokes pot, maintains an emotionally abusive relationship, regardless of her friends’ consistent disapproval, and claims to have mental and emotional disorders that prohibit herself from maintaining a normal, healthy outlook on life.

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I’m not saying that there are no such thing as mental or emotional disorders, or that there are not instances in which people truly cannot contain themselves, but when you get to know somebody, and see the other little aspects of a persons life that demonstrate that this person is capable of controlling themselves, then one starts to become skeptical of the veritability of these “disorders”, and led to believe that the problem lies in the person, and not in some disorder.

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Today’s art is a piece of art that is a break from the usual. This one is actually kinda funny.

I’m seriously considering putting the following image at the bottom of every single blog post.