On this wonderous invention we like to call the Internet, there is a magical world by the name of YouTube. On the YouTubes, there are television shows that you can’t find anywhere else (or at least, quite to easily). One of these shows is called ALF, and it’s what this blog post is all about.

This little rascal is the man (alien?) himself. The shows can be found on YouTube here. They’ve been making me laugh like crazy for the past few days, so I thought I’d share them with you.

Oh, by the way, the first few episodes are a bit campy, but they get better… I promise.

Happy Easter!

The future is now! The people of the past were a little off in the picture they painted of it, though they can be excused for being simpler people in a simpler time. We’re pretty close though! Instead of flying cars we have $3 ring tones. Instead of jet packs we have a closed-circuit cameras at intersections. Instead of moon bases we have a machine on which watch teenagers talk about their problems in a language they invented, 24 hours a day! And instead of a cure for all diseases, we have cars that have neon lights attached to the undercarriage. Marvelous.

Haha.

I can’t describe this better than how they did:

Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.

This is great. Hilarious, depressing, wonderful. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Perhaps I can grab your attention with a couple examples?

Would you like to find a way to stick it to the man without anybody ever knowing?

Whoa, don’t everybody answer all at once.

Ok, so I’m writing an essay right now (actually, I’m not, I’m blogging, but whatever), and I’ve decided that it would be a great use of my time to come out with these really cool templates that people can print out to use as stationary for their essays!

What I’m talking about is a little bit of subliminal messaging. First, you’ll print out my stationary, which contains snide messages printed in ink that is ever-so off-white, so that when you put it through your printer again and print your essay on top of it, you can curse and scream at your professor without ever being found out!

Disclaimer: Use these templates at your own risk. I know I will! Also, the template I provided uses “potty humor” (quite literally). Don’t judge me.

Click here to download my very own deluxe sample. Click here to download the key (the text is black, so you can read what it actually says).